Putin Joke

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-And Kyiv?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

-Thanks, how much do I owe you?

-5 euros.

The is nothing funny about the war in Ukraine but you can do something to help by donating to the Disasters Emergency Committee Appeal as I have. This is a safe and effective way to help ordinary Ukrainian people affected by this stupid unnecessary war.