It has been said of college reunions: “Every time I meet a more successful school friend something inside me dies”.
Having been in IT for 20 years the reviews of Steve Jobs’ achievements make me feel like being at one of those college reunions.
So in the spirit of schadenfreude,
Steve Jobs arrives in heaven, and notices the green grass, the blue sky and how the wind gently moves the grass. He panics and says: F*** I’m in Windows.
More charitably I will now forgive him for AppleTalk.