Tag: humor
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Joke: Ever wonder why Java programmers wear glasses?
Ever wonder why Java programmers wear glasses? They don’t C#
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Humour: Feedback on God’s creation
I find graphic design to be a thankless task and always try to be a good client. Here are Timothy McSweeney’s ideas about what client feedback God would get about his creation.
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The night before Christmas — for software engineers
The software engineering process explained; ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Not a program was working not even a browse. The programmers hung by their cubes in despair, with hopes that a miracle would soon be there. The users were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of inquiries danced…
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Test engineer joke
Following on from my project management jokes (1, 2), Q. How many test engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They just report there is no light.
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Jobian schadenfreude
It has been said of college reunions: “Every time I meet a more successful school friend something inside me dies”. Having been in IT for 20 years the reviews of Steve Jobs’ achievements make me feel like being at one of those college reunions. So in the spirit of schadenfreude, Steve Jobs arrives in heaven,…
Dr James Bayley 